after drawing great inspiration from movies like Yuva ,I have decided that the only way to bring about a sea change in the workings and dealing of our great country is by way of entering into the system rather than acting as an inert bystander and passing vile remarks ,very spineless i say ...
what i will do when i come to power (how am i so sure i will, i just know it , after all when will i use the knowledge drilled into my head during 2 long years in mba classes?)the first thing i would like to do is add a fundamental right to the xisting 7 .
since most indians consider it their birth right to spit and urinate wherever possible in public I will ensure that whatever little guilt they feel if any will be done away with.
. After all its their own country so they must feel free to do as they please when they please .
Imagine how much of a relife this would be to the brave ones who send their spit flying out of bus windows onto unsuspecting pedestrians or two wheeler motorists and fear being abused by those imbeciles who fail to understand that after all they are exercising their Fundamental Right , dammit!
Alsa to all those men who simply cant keep their pants down and whose bladders control their so called brains , they can now freely urinate right where they stand with no fear since they already have overcome all barriers of shame .
I mean so what if they treat their nation like a public toilet and a spitoon , the poor urchins have been so misunderstood until now , for I shall be the one who brings light into their dark miserable and wretched lives .
Hail to the new wave of yound Indians Who are so eager to change the system!
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